Colorful Sunday Funnies, Get Your Laugh On

Since I dont read the newspaper very much anymore, I been
missing the Sunday comics. So I thought I would post some on
my blog for all to get your laugh on. Enjoy

It's Not Easy Being Green - Funny Animation

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Life's a little tough when you're green, and Kermit's not the only one with troubles!
Created by prijent vincent
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Cheese - Funny Animation

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mouse tries to get cheese out of a mousetrap
Created by Peter Harakaly

Bananas - Funny Animation

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All monkeys get what they want.
Created by Zach Parrish

The Theory of Evolution - Funny Animation

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Darwin might have been onto something!
Animation by Michael Vokes

Talking Heads - Funny Animation

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Three stone heads struggle to get off the island.
created by philip vallentin

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Your Friend in Success

Gary McElwain
216-539-3553 Anytime
My Success Manual

Being a Mentor with a Servants Heart

Team Building Requires a Great Tool

Network marketing success requires the building of an action
oriented team. This is essential to the success of your network
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Developing a productive team highlights a sense of group
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Team building requires action and motivation

Which is what inspires effective leaders to coach this attitude
into their downline everyday. The focus and determination
displayed by the team leader is what duplicates into the overall
teams success.

Activities that are designed to improve your team's intense desire
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Your Friend in Success

Gary McElwain
216-539-3553 Anytime
My Success Manual

Being a Mentor with a Servants Heart

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My Success Manual

Being a Mentor with a Servants Heart

Home Business Warning: How They Rob You Under The Radar

I never realized there was so much stuff I didn't want.
And now that December is here, and all the Christmas
giveaway's will be starting. I vow not to sign up for any
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I still have folders of free stuff I never used from the
last couple of giveaways. These people are nice and
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Time is our most precious commodity

They have put in a lot of time setting up thier system
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It's just giving your prospect a puppy.

In sales terms it's called the puppy dog close. Let
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realize you really need it.

But wait there's more!

Dont forget all the great bonus's included, from some
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Where has all the time gone.

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Gary McElwain
216-539-3553 Anytime
My Success Manual

Being a Mentor with a Servants Heart

Visualization 5 Simple Secrets to Remarkable Success

I have been listening and these are 5 steps to help you in
your vizualization of winning the inner game of Desire.

1) All Phrases are Positive whatever you speak about has to
be positive, no negitivity in at all.

2) All Phrases are Present Tense.speak your vision in the
present tense with positive words.

3) Phrases describing you are in the first person speaking of
your vision beginning with I or we

4) Clarity gives the vision POWER! give the details of your
vision.

5) Emotions, tones and energy provide clarity to your vision.
Feel the excitement of your vision.

Use this not only for the desires you have , use it for everything
you do in your business and life.

Your Friend in Success

Gary McElwain
216-539-3553 Anytime
My Success Manual


Being a Mentor with a Servants Heart

Your Genetically Engineered to Succeed, But Your Business Model's Driving Your Behavior

In network marketing it is your company's business model that
will eventually determine your level of success. Now your upline
leader may tell you to buy a CD full of leads. And make those 100 calls
a day. And if that doesn't work they'll tell you to make more calls.
And you wonder why?

That's just the way we've always done it!

That would be a typical response you might recieve from your
recruiter. And that's because that's what they were told to do when
they started in the business. Recruit, recruit, recruit. That's a
business model that will have over 90% of people struggling to
survive in network marketing. Dont be a statistic.

That's just the way we've always done it!

Which reminds me of a story I heard about these scientist. They
were going to study the reactions of some monkey's in a particular
situation. So what they did was put five monkeys in a large caged
area, with some steps in the middle and a bananna tied to the ceiling.

After awhile one monkey spies the bananna, and climbs the steps.
Just as he's about to grab the bananna the scientist, spray him with
a firehose of ice cold water. Then they spray all the other monkey's.
Now they have five surprised, angry, and cold monkey's.

The scientist remove one of the original monkey's and replace it with
a new one. After awhile, the new monkey starts to climb the steps
and the other monkey's pull him down and beat him up. And he has
no idea why. Then the scientist replace another monkey, with a new
monkey who has no idea about the firehose.

Once again the new monkey starts to climb the stairs to get the
bananna hanging from the ceiling. All the other monkeys start yelling
at the new monkey and pull him off the steps and proceed to beat on
him. Even the newest monkey that knew nothing about the firehose.

Over time the scientist have changed all the original monkeys for five
new monkeys, who knew nothing about the firehose with the ice cold
water. But still, none of the monkeys would go up the stairs to get the
bananna. Out of fear of being beaten, and didn't know why.

That's just the way we've always done it.

Is not a good way to run your network marketing business. If your
upline doesn't have a system in place for you to plug into that
allows you to climb those stairs to reach that low hanging fruit.
You need to check on a better way of reaching your dreams.

My good friend's and personal mentors Michael Dlouhy and
Richard Dennis have written a great free e- book called
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You can also review their "Free Training System" click here

Because that's the way we do it!

Your Friend in Success

Gary McElwain
216-539-3553 Anytime
My Success Manual



Being a Mentor with a Servants Heart

5 Little Things That Make all the Difference, The Power of the 5 Pillars

A network marketing home based business is the greatest
opportunity available for average people to create an additional
income from home.

If I could encourage you in any way possible, it would be this:

Network marketing is one of the most rewarding home business
opportunities today. It offers the opportunity to thrive in the
home based business economy of the 21st century.

Network Marketing is a career choice you can be proud of and in
order to realize a rewarding financial future you must be willing to do
what 9 out of 10 so called entrepreneurs are unwilling to do.

The essence of entrepreneurship is the ability to spot an opportunity
and the willingness to go after it despite the risks. But there are
certain things to look for in a network marketing home business that
will help keep you from choosing a bad opportunity and certain failure.

Network marketing provides the opportunity not only for earning but
also for learning. And the first thing you want to learn is how to
determine what make's a great network marketing company.

According to my Mentor Michael Dlouhy, who joined 100 companies,
in an effort to find out what makes a company work. And why most
people could never succeed. No matter how much money they spent.

People think he is crazy for doing that, but they change thier minds
really quick. All it takes is listening to one of his training calls. The
most important training call is "The Five Pillars". Which will be
the Mentoring for Free training call this Saturday March 15.

When Michael explains what these 5 Pillars are, and what you need
to look for. Before you decide on an MLM company.

And if your already in a company, it will explain your lack of success.

Those that pick a solid company to work with and commit to building
a successful business over the course of a number of years will usually
reach a level of success and income beyond their previous job experiences.

It begins with a 5 Pillar company

Key ingredients for success in network marketing include,

Pillar 1 is the company management experience, with integrity. You
want a management team who has done it themselves. The people who
have built that downline, held those meetings. And trained all thier
people from begginer to top wage earner.

Pillar 2 is the timing in the company, and the timing in the industry.
You need to be leary of the next Big thing. Start-ups will have growing
pains. And the elderly have reached thier saturation.

Pillar 3 is very important, it has to do with your ability to get paid.
It will let you know if average people will make any money. Most of
the people in your group will be part time. But the value of a front line
leader is priceless, with the right pay plan.

Pillar 4 is your remarkable product. Can you see it, touch it, smell it,
taste it. It has to be remarkable, and residual. That's where your
reccuring income come's from. Repeat product sales.

Pillar 5 is what keeps it all working like a well oiled machine. You will
need a duplicatable system to plug your new people into. Because
someone 10 levels deep and 3 continents away needs to be able to do
this. Can you help them?

So what I recommend is starting with Pillar 5. You can find out more
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Here at Mentoring For Free, click the link to start!

Your Friend in Success

Gary McElwain
216-539-3553 Anytime
My Success Manual


Being a Mentor with a Servants Heart

Comment Sniper's, Blast Robot Sex to Top, Marketing Tactic,or SciFi Trick

I Digg social networking, because it provides us with so many options.
And various marketing tactics, to promote ourselves.

Which is the reason for my unusual headline.

I was listening to a recording from Jack Humphrey of
Authority Site Center, concerning a piece of software.
And how it's used for marketing purposes.

When he mentioned the above article, and the tactics behind it.
You can listen to him here Social Maven Call

Here is the link to the software he mentions Comment Sniper

And here is the free ebook to become a
Network Marketing Maven

And last but not least the video of Robot Sex

Your Friend in Success

Gary McElwain
216-539-3553 Anytime
My Success Manual

Being a Mentor with a Servants Heart

Join in the Entrepreneurial Revolution

There is no advantage to knowing what everyone else knows.

There is no advantage in doing what everyone else does.

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Misunderstandings of Vampire Marketing

Your network marketing company's compensation
plan, is what drives the behavior of the
distributors in the field.

A plan based on retail sales, is necessary
for your long term success.

Because if your plan is based on vampire marketing.
Where you have to recruit,recruit, recruit, continuously.
It's probably because your products are so expensive.

They can't be retailed.

So your out there recruiting for your
life. Which isn't a reliable way to build
that recurring paycheck.

What that means is, if you don't have
retail sales happening inside your
organization.

You will have a very hard time
sustaining your commision check, for
extended periods of time.

Which in turn means, no sitting on the
beach drinking out of a coconut. Because
when you stop working.

The check stops coming!

You need non-network marketers buying
your products. That is what creates
your recurring income.

From your network marketing company.
Over a consistent period of time. You can
learn more about your network marketing
home based business model. Click Here

Will Celebrity's Attract Your Success

Think about this for a little while.

Your network marketing homebased online business
company management. Hires, I mean sponsors a top
name celebrity. And this happens quite a bit.

So now a famous spokesperson, mentions a certain
product. Which they dont do, unless they are
rewarded handsomely for it.

Do you really think they are going to be
sponsoring people. Let alone supporting a
downline.

Just because their is a bit of notoriety to
some thing. Does'nt mean that the masses are
going to jump all over it.

You still have to go out into the marketplace
and create a desire for your product. Or your
network marketing home business opportunity.

You will have to be the one out there blazing
the trail. So you want to take that into
consideration. When you consider the timing
in the company. And the timing in the industry.

If you are going to be blazing the trail. You
will need a system to plug your people into.
You can plug into ours for free. Free System

You Cant Climb a Slimy Wall

Your Internet based network marketing opportunities policies and
procedures. May be a compilation of legalese double talk.

And in your face hidden clauses.

The Direct Sellers Association, are the attorney's who work for the
network marketing companies.

Rewriting the policies and procedures. In which these in your face
hidden clauses can attack like a rattlesnake in the grass.

Mentoring For Free, beats the drum and beats the drum. About how
important it is for you to read your policies and procedures.

Or there may be no champagne wishes, and caviar dreams of sitting
on the beach. And drinking out of a coconut.

Your golden years, though they may be good.May require you to
continue working at your network marketing home based business.

That is if you still want to recieve your network marketing check.

The point is the policies and procedures, were designed by the
attorney's to protect the company. And you could be sacrificed, as
you climb the wall. To pay the attorney's, who wrote the rules.

Get your copy of the real rule book. Go Here

A Natural Bourne Identity Crisis

Your choice of a network marketing home based business
opportunity, is like walking a fine line.

I will let you in on a little secret here.

That fine line is this. Either everbody has heard of your network
marketing company. Or no one has heard of it. Timing is everything

The more of a name recognition your new, network marketing
opportunity has. The less of an opportunity exist.

If your network marketing opportunity, has been around a long time.
And everybody has heard of it. People will have a preconcieved
notion of what your company is about.

What do you think of when you hear Amway?

So the thing you want to focus on through building a home based
network marketing business. Is building relationships.

When you get that right. That is when people make huge, massive,
legacy incomes. In a network marketing business opportunity.

To practice relationship building Go Here

Got the New Wizbangatron in Your Inbox

Internet based ground floor network marketing opportunities.
In the first couple years the network marketing management has
great hopes.

But everytime they hit a bump in the road.The management comes
to a realization that,they need to change things.

And a network marketing company will usually start with the
compensation plan.

Their thinking is we can cut this bonus here. Change this requirement
here. And over time your network marketing company is completely
different.

So your timing in your network marketing company. Is a critical
factor to your success. And you want to take that into consideration.

When the new Wizbangatron 9000, triple matrix. Internet based
home business opportunity, lands in your inbox.

Read the instruction manual.

Timing in a Network Marketing Opportunity

Timing in a network marketing company, and timing in the network
marketing industry. Is a very fine line between success and failure.

Do you have the time to be a trailblazer?

Ground floor network marketing opportunities, pop up everyday.
But is an unproven, network marketing company where you want to
stake your future.

If a network marketing home based internet opportunity is
such a great opportunity now. It will be an even better opportunity
in 2 years.

After it goes through some growing pains. And the necessary
readjustments to the compensation plan have been tweaked, and twisted.

In the meantime, it is critical to your success to get specific network
marketing training. So when the time is right. Your ready!
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The Man Behind the Curtain is a Network Marketing Illusion

Network marketing opportunities, are popping up everyday.
As an entrepreneur you want backup.

You want your network marketing company's management
to have experience, with integrity. You want them to have
walked the walk. And talked the talk.

You want your network marketing company's management
to have built the business. You want them to have supported
a downline.

Most corporate executives, dont know what it's like. Thier
support goes to the stockholders bottom line.

So be very particular when choosing a
network marketing home based internet business.

You want to analyze, and scrutinize, the policies and procedures.
At the very outset of your investigation. You would'nt buy a
McDonalds franchise, without reading the contract. Would You?

You can get help with this analyzation from Mentoring For Free.

Puzzling Pieces of Policies and Procedures

You want to be associated with a network marketing company,
You can call home. A network marketing company where you can
build your business.

And know your income is safe for you. And for your children's, children.

Now if you have never read your network marketing companies,
policies and procedures. That is a critical mistake on your part.

That is your binding contract, with your network marketing company.

So how do you determine if your network marketing company has true
integrity. It's a simple procedure. You can determine the integrity by
the policies and procedures.

Read your contract.

These are very important pieces of the puzzle. And these five pillars
fit together, just like a jigsaw puzzle. Each piece fits with the next,
to make the BIG picture.

These pieces of information, you need to pay very close attention
too. All of the pieces come together very nicely with training from
Mentoring For Free.

The Illusion of Network Marketing Security

Because we at Mentoring For Free. Have dared to share these
network marketing secrets, with you.

You will cease to be a victim, forever.

And you will develop a more positive way to build your network
marketing home business.

Out of the 5 Pillars. Pillar 1 is absolutely required.For you to have
walkaway, and sit on the beach, and drink out of a coconut income.

You believe you deserve the very same advantages enjoyed by
network marketing industry insiders. Right!

Pillar 1 starts with network marketing company management
experience. You need the people making the decisions, to have been
distributors.

Even more important, is they have integrity!

And the integrity is in the details. For a wikipedia of details,
Use my network marketing Desk Reference.

A Strong Foundation, Saves Your Network

Your network marketing home based business requires
certain things. For you to develop that network marketing lifestyle.

You may have no idea these things even exist. It's necessary for you
to comprehend, how important these business secrets are.

Use my Desk Reference

Now when the greeks built thier parthenons.They used pillars
to establish a strong foundation.

Top network marketing companies wont tell you. But,there are
5 essential pillars, that you need to be successful in your
network marketing business opportunity.

It's a simple fact of life, when you know what these 5 Pillars are.
And how to use the 5 Pillars.

Life gets easier, you get richer. Your network marketing business
becomes safer, and your life more satisfying.

Revealing Network Marketings DIRTY Little Secrets

The network marketing home based business landscape, has changed
dramatically. Due to the easy access to the Internet.

SCAMS disguised as MLM Companies, are popping up everyday.
With thier romantic, ground floor, pre-launch advertising campaigns.

And they can leave you with a chronic case of "Bleeding You Dry,
Credit Card Debt". To them you are nothing, but a walking, talking
source of income for them.

And they're all angry at Mentoring For Free. For telling you what they
dont want you to know.

These network marketing secrets, are critical for You to have success
in your network marketing opportunity. The right information is critical.
For you to have a successful network marketing strategy.

You will need this Desk Reference.